Okay. pretty good costumes.
BUT LOOK AT THE GUY’S FACE. HIS FACE. HE CAPTURED THAT EXPRESSION SO WELL. AGH.
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
(Source: tomlinsarse)
(Source: youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh)
thats my kind of woman
what is this?!
case in point: not friends with a single ex. sorrry. you lost me. you can’t have me back :/
If you have extra time on your hands, f*cking cherish it. I can think of 30+ things I would very happily do if I could only be granted one free day. Do not EVER tell me you are bored & don’t know what to do. I will view you as lazy and unappreciative do get such a rare gift. harsh but it’s the f*cking truth so get off your *ss and enjoy yourself.
Some Ideas: 1) go hiking 2) paint 3) read 4) go dancing 5) pick strawberries/ blueberries/ peaches 5) borrow a dog, take it for a walk 6) go to an art museum (or any museum) 7) go to a zoo or aquarium 8) go get some sort of manicure pedicure wax massage haircut etc 9) volunteer at an animal shelter 10) have a Skype date with someone who lives far away & that I want to catch up with 11)Do yoga, 12) meditate, 13) just sit in nature & lose every thought, 14) clean my car really well, 15) find new recipes, 16) bake something for someone just to be nice 17) Try & teach myself a new skill (like nail art)
I miss Chelsea Knight
How I sleep with my dog…









